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WITH DELETED SCENES!!!! ^_______^ THE GARDEN V [In the Garden] Link: Zelda, darling. We really should depart soon. Time waits for no man… or his lovely wife! Zelda: Yes, dearest. Of course. You’re right. So… our honeymoon. Where shall it be? Caesar: Wait. Why are you two here? You left in Link’s carriage a while ago, … didn’t you? Mephitabel: Yes they did. But obviously they decided to come back. Caesar: . . . Why? Link: We decided we needed a bit of time to choose a location for the moon of honey. Zelda: Yeah, we didn’t really want to choose a place solely by the advice of a gaggle of people that walked in, three of whom thoughtfully threw a few sheets of paper all stapled together, with a lot of tape all over it; a bunch of junk was glued to it in unpremeditated places. At us. Haimon: Hey! It’s the thought that counts… Antimony: . . . Antigone: That’s it. I’m divorcing that old-fashioned loser. Helium: You’re not married. Haimon: It’s all right. I hated you anyways. [Haimon, Helium, Antigone, Antimony go to quietly discuss the matter under the tree] Caesar: Ahem. Okay. Cleo: Just TRY to remember, Zelda: This was a special day. Never mind all the … rather… odd people… ^_^ Gimli: At least the leaky fences have been bridged. Frodo: Gimli… slowly walk away. Slowly. [Gimli runs to sit under the tree] Frodo: figures. Hello, sweetheart. Ruto: hey, love. [pulls Frodo’s arm around shoulders] Frodo: Ah. Yes. Cleo: Aw! Legolas: Link. Hey. Aren’t you two… gone? Zelda: Noooot quite… [dr. Watson rushes in excitedly, holding a box] [dr. Watson sees Link and Zelda and speeds toward them] dr. Watson: I’VE DONE IT! I’VE DONE IT! I’VE— Cleo: —DONE WHAT?!? dr. Watson: Rectified the situation, of course. Mephitabel: Which situation? Portia: And how were you able to rectify it? Brute: Uncalled for! Portia: Sorry dear. Caesar: Think of it no more! Mephitabel: BACK to my question: Which situation? Portia: And back to MY quest— Brute: NO! [Brutus pulls Portia over to the tree] Mephitabel: WHAT SIT— Aragorn: [puts hands on Mephitabel’s shoulders] Calm down, love. Antony: Yes, dear, it will be okay. Cleo: No it won’t. A situation has been rectified by dr. Watson. Jasmine: wha-? [faints] dr. Watson: but WAIT! Wouldn’t anyone like to know which situation I’ve rectified?!? Mephitabel: [grits teeth] Yes, dear dr. Watson, tell us, which situation did you rectify? I’d love to know… [Aladdin carries Jasmine over to the tree] dr. Watson: Zelda, I’ve fixed your cake problem. Link: MUST we bring that up? dr. Watson: yes! Zelda: Tell me, did Ruto collaborate with you on ANY part of this rectification? dr. Watson: no. Zelda: Then tell me how you’ve rectified it all. dr. Watson: be prepared! Ta-daaaa! [uncovers package] Link: What is that?!? dr. Watson: It’s a— Sherlock: You probably don’t want to know… Zelda: no, go on dr. Watson! dr. Watson: It’s a two-in-one dessert that is beaten by NONE. It’s an applecake! [Zelda grins evilly and walks slowly toward dr. Watson] [Link restrains Zelda as her hands move to dr. Watson’s throat involuntarily] [dr. Watson runs for the tree] Sherlock: Ha. You better run. [Sherlock goes to sit under the tree and laugh at dr. Watson] Link: Zelda, dearest, you shouldn’t let people like that bother you. Because our wedding was wonderful. Zelda: [looks up hopefully] even without the cake? Link: even without the cake. Zelda: Aw! Yay! [hugs Link] Link: Well, Zelda, why do you think I married you? dr. Watson (from under the tree): because she’s the princess of Hyrule! Aragorn: Don’t worry Link, Zelda. We’ll take care of him. [Aragorn and Antony start off towards the tree] [but are soon distracted] Antony (to Aragorn): Hey look! Honeysuckle! Aragorn (to Antony): Yay! [Aragorn and Antony detour to honeysuckle] [Aragorn and Antony go to sit under the tree, blissful—and ignoring dr. Watson] Legolas: whatever. [shakes head] Cleo: because he loves you! ^_^ Riku: exactly. Sora: Oh, please. YOU’RE the one who thought I’d forgotten and replaced you! Kairi: but you did, didn’t you? Sora: … um… Kairi: uh-huh. Riku: Yes, well. Congrats to Link and Zelda! [Sora, Riku, and Kairi go to sit under the tree and wonder about Sora’s loyalty] Shadow: ~/~!!! [runs to be with Kairi] Link: okay… Zelda: Yay! I love you! [hugs Link again] Cleo: Aw! But wait! You guys are supposed to be on your honeymoon. As in, NOW! Caesar: Where are you off to? Legolas: How long will you be there? Shu: Squeak! Abu: `; ‘:`.,:`’.!!! Simba: ROAR!!! Ruto: I’m guessing that’s the equivalent of “Best Wishes” from the animal kingdom. Carpet: [Nods and smiles] Cleo: [Smiles proudly] YAY!!! [Shu and Abu jump onto Carpet] [Simba jumps onto Carpet] Carpet: [squish] … [Simba gets off] [Carpet and Simba go to the tree, with Abu and Shu on Carpet] Link: Um. I don’t quite KNOW. Zelda: That IS why we came back… Ghost of Ganondorf: Follow your heart. Link: um… Cleo: Mephitabel. Mephtibel: Cleo. Marie: Heeeeello!!! Ruto: Goooodbye! Marie: [glares] Ruto, you’re just jealous because Link loves Zelda and NOT you! Ruto: … Link doesn’t matter anymore. Frodo: Does this mean…? Ruto: yes. I love you. But I still hate Zelda…  Marie: NOOOO! Frodo loves ME!!! Zelda: okay. That is a bizarre role reversal… henry: yeah… Marie, dearest, does this mean you don’t care for … Me? Marie: …henry, I… [smiles] [Marie and henry go to sit under the tree together] Frodo: Ruto, darling, I’ve been waiting forever to hear you say those words! Ruto: … ^_^ Frodo: Dearest Ruto, I love you. So much. Cleo: Aw! Mephitabel: Aw! [Frodo and Ruto go to sit under the tree] Link: Aw! Legolas: Aw! Zelda: DIE! Ruto, you… aw! ^_^ Caesar: Aw! [Cleo hugs Legolas] [Mephitabel punches Caesar] Saria: Yo. Zelda: Yo, yo. Saria: [smiles] … you’re aight Zelda. Can I have your husband? Cleo: hahahahaHA! No. Saria: Did I ask you? Did I—hey, food! [Saria grabs some honeysuckle and goes to sit under the tree] Zelda: Anyways, to answer someone’s question: I believe we shall… [glances at Link] go to the Locker. Link: But not just ANY Locker. Zelda: No! Link: “The Locker”!!! Mephitabel: Ah. I see. Caesar: Do you? Mephitabel: I do. Caesar: I do. [kisses Mephitabel] Mephitabel: …you care? Caesar: Of course. Mephitabel: really? Caesar: No. haha! Mephitabel: what? …[begins crying] Caesar: No, no, darling love, I was joking! Choose a good place, Link. And you, Zelda! [Caesar takes Mephitabel under the tree] Legolas: All… right. “The Locker” sounds… interesting, to say the least… Cleo: [glares at Legolas] It sounds romantic! [turns to smile at Link and Zelda] It’ll be so cute! Link: Aight. Then we’re gone! Zelda: bye! See you later! dr. Watson (from under the tree: Much! ^__^ Mercutio: have fun! Link: … where have YOU been? Mercutio: Over there [points] with Maxwell] Maxwell Smart: I prefer to be called Agent 86! Thanks! Mercutio: Whatever. bye Link, Zelda. Zelda: bye! [waves] Iago: … do you think honeysuckle is a good substitute for crackers? Genie: Ah. So you want a cracker. [waves arms around] [A giant barrel appears] Genie: oops. [A bunch of moneys start running around] Dr. Seuss: I can fix it! Cleo: NO! NO MORE DOCTORS!!! Dr. Seuss: but… why? [All point at dr. Watson] Dr. Seuss: dr. Watson! heeeey! I never thought I’d see you again!!! YAY! All but drs. Watson and Seuss: NOOOOOO!!!!!! Genie: bye-bye! [waves arms around again] [giant barrel, monkeys, and Dr. Seuss disappear] [Cleo hugs Genie] Jeannie: heeeyy… Master is not here at the moment… [Jeannie and Genie go to sit under the tree] Link: Goodbye, all! [Link and Zelda step once more into Link’s carriage and wave as they head for “The Locker”] Cleo: Aw! Bye, guys!!! I’ll miss you! [Legolas puts arm around Cleo] [by The Locker] Link: Zelda, I just want to say that you are the most special person in my life. Ever. And I completely forgive you for … freaking out at our wedding because of the cake. Zelda: I’m sorry if the cake ruined it. I wanted everything to be perfect for you. So I’m reeeeeally sorry if it didn’t make you happy. I could always make it sever years ago! Link: NO! no, really! It’s fine! All I ever cared about is you, Zelda. Zelda: [smiles] dearest love! ^_^ [Link and Zelda sink into each other’s arms] …… \| fun at The Locker…\| ***********************^_~************************ [by The Locker] [Link and Zelda kind of wake up] [It’s bright out] Link: would you CUT IT OUT?!? Zelda (sleepily): [yawns] what, dear? Kelsey: [grins] whee! [continues poking Link] Poke. Poke. Poke. Eeee! Poke… Zelda: hm? What are you all doing here? [blinks sleepily] Link: yeah… [draws sword] I SWEAR, Kelsey… Kelsey: AH! [runs and hides behing him …] Erin: um, hello, it’s SCHOOL! Sherri: yes. Good morning. Erin: Sleep well? Sherri: temperature ok? Erin: twister? Sherri: well, breakfast first, methinks. Erin: right! Milk—chocolate, mmm!— from Monday! Sherri: and… and … part of Kelsey’s shoes? Link: We’ll pass. Zelda: So… you’re at school now. Sherri: ayup. ^_^ Link: Great. [Looks at Zelda] Zelda: um… okay? The Garden? Link: Sounds great. Let’s go. [Link and Zelda stand] Erin: NOOO! Not without ONE game of Twister! Sherri: hey. You’re here. That means you took our advice! Aw! Now we’ll HAVE to make you another present! Link: no, really. It’s quite okay… Kelsey: …I’m sorry… Link: [sighs] It’s fine. Kelsey: YAY! [Jumps up and down] Sherri: Twister now? Zelda: Twister now! Kelsey, Erin, Sherri: YAY! Paul: [walks by] Your people are weird… Erin: … well, bye! Love you too! Sherri and Kelsey: Aw! So cuuuute!!! ^_^ Link: Twister, then we’re leaving. Erin: ok. [Kelsey takes out twister mat] Link: … here we go… [sighs] [In the Garden] Zelda: back here at last! Link: [looks slightly miffed] they cheated… Zelda: Come on, love, let it go! Link: But… Kelsey kept pushing people over! And all Erin did was SIT there LAUGHING!! AND SHERRI WON! How? Why? She cheated! … loser. Zelda: heehee. Sweetie, it’s okay…. and it’s time for… [gasps] Oh my goodness! I just realized… I don’t know if you call it “supper” or “dinner”! Link: Just to make it easier, dear, right now we can call it “food”. Zelda: You’re so silly! [gazes lovingly at Link] Mercutio: Aw. That’s cute! Link and Zelda: WHAT?!? Mephitabel: hello! ^_^ Link: . . . Zelda: what are you doing here? Ruto: hel-LO. It’s the Garden, for Pete’s sake! Pete: STOP USING MY SAKE!!! Ruto: ……sorry… Pete: It really hurts… Ruto: I’m sorry. Pete: really? Ruto: hahaha! …the tree’s over there. [Pete runs sobbing over to the tree] Frodo: [chuckles] Ruto, Ruto, Ruto…  [Frodo and Ruto go to sit under the tree] [Pete runs sobbing to a different tree] Caesar: Hello, dear. Hi, Link. Short-ish honeymoon, eh? Link: don’t forget, sir. We’re going to be living in a village for a while. We’ll consider that our ‘extended honeymoon’… Zelda: mm-hm! [puts hand in Link’s] Cleo: That is so cute! Legolas: Yeah… [smiles at Cleo] Ghost of Ganondorf: have fun… maybe I’ll come visit you sometime… Gimli: You’re back! Did you go see the leaky fences; they DID have bridges, I should know, I put them there… and the … mended… puddles… Link: um, YES, Gimli, we did… thanks… [Gimli smiles contentedly once again and goes to sit under the tree] Caesar: … I wonder about him… Mephitabel: Yes, dearest… and … I just remembered… I hate you. Caesar: [looks very sad] ……why, love? Mephitabel: Because. Caesar: really? Mephitabel: no. Caesar: [breathes sigh of relief] really? Mephitabel: no. haha! I hate you! Caesar: … fine. [goes to sit under the tree] Mephitabel: Wait! I didn’t mean that! [runs to follow] Zelda: They’re cute… [smiles] Jasmine: You’re back! Aladdin: The village honeymoon will be good. Jasmine: Yeah… Aladdin’s house was so awesome. Abu: ;`,:`’;..:` =+=translation: ayup^_^ :end translation=+= Simba: ROAR! [smiles] [all the bugs run in terror from the sharp, sharp teeth] Aladdin: [smiles] Let’s discuss it under the tree. [Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, Simba go to sit under the tree] Link: hey! Look under the tree! Isn’t that… Zelda: It is! They must have been quietly discussing it all this time… Cleo: Haimon, Antigone, Antimony, Helium… losers.  Gotta love them. Creon: I know… Legolas: That’s actually kind of creepy… Cleo: Yeah… I know… Zelda: Don’t. Just don’t. Cleo: All… right… but… ^_^ Why? Link: No! Gimli: Because she SAID so! Link: I KNEW this would happen! Noooooooooooo! Gimli: Don’t argue with Zelda! She’s great! As a matter of fact, she and I never had any problems—with leaks OR fenced bridges! Link: Her loss. Gimli: What was that? Link: Nothing. And why don’t YOU have a lover? Gimli: [far-off look comes into eyes] I did… once… Link: [becomes much more sensitive and empathetic] …what … happened? Gimli: She died… but before she did, she and I were separated. She… was pregnant with my son. I’m always searching, hoping for the day I will find him. Always hoping… Link: …I’m sure you’ll find him. One day. [Link puts hand on Gimli’s shoulder, a gesture of peace and understanding] Gimli: Thanks. Though, with your insubordinate attitude, I don’t know WHO could tolerate YOU as their son. Link: Gee, thanks. Go sit under the tree. [Gimli goes to sit under the tree] Genie: Aw. I think SOMEONE needs a hug! Cleo: …Genie, go find Jeannie. Genie: why? Legolas: Don’t even PRETEND you don’t dream of her… Genie (furious): Just like the way you dream of Cleo?!? Legolas: um… Genie: or is it someone ELSE?!? Legolas: No… it is Cleo… Cleo: [gasps] Legolas, I … I don’t know how to… how to say it… but… I … I think I love you… Genie: Oh, great. [Goes to find Jeannie and take her under the tree] Cleo: As a matter of fact… I know I love you. I always have. Legolas: Darling love, I … I love you too. Zelda: Um… Aw! But Legolas… come on. Ask her. You KNOW you want to. Link: Don’t be chicken! ^_^ Ghost of Ganondorf: [smiles at Link and Zelda] What they’re saying, Legolas, is that you should tell Cleo how you’re truly feeling. Zelda: As in, follow your heart. Legolas: Aight. I will. Cleo, my darling, I love you so much! And right now, I have a question for you. Cleo, will you marry me? Cleo: Legolas, my love, of course… yes. Zelda: YAY! [hugs Cleo] Link: um, Zelda… uh… Legolas might want a hug or so… Zelda: Oh, yes, of course. Link: Much better, love. [pulls Zelda into arms] Legolas: thanks for moving, Zelda… Zelda: No problem. ^_^ [Legolas steps forward and holds Cleo close] [Legolas gently kisses Cleo] Zelda: Aw! Mephitabel: Cleo! Cleo: mphnitshabm. Legolas: [pulls away a tiny bit] let’s try that again. Cleo: [enunciates clearly] [very clearly] . Now, Legolas, may we get back to more… important… issues? … Legolas: Of course. [kisses Cleo again] Link: [smiles] So… can I be the best man? Cleo: [smiles dreamily at Legolas] only if Zelda is the maid of honor. Legolas: Methinks she’ll be happy to. Zelda: Ayup ^_^ Aw! hooray! Marie: heehee! Oh, hello, guys! What’s happened? Sorry, henry and I were… um… playing. henry: Yeah… hey, what’s with Cleo and Legolas? They’re just kind of staring into each other’s eyes as if what they’re saying is too deep for words. Link: well, they ARE engaged. Marie: what?!? Aw! Yay! … andy IDEAS, henry? … henry: Yes. Let’s go get some honeysuckle. I’m starving. Marie: [sighs] We’ll see you guys later. And congratulations! [goes to sit under the tree with henry and his honeysuckle…] Mercutio: hey guys. Just heard the news! Congrats to the lovely love Cleo and her loving lover, who had BETTER love her, Legolas! ^.^ I’m doing the ceremony, correct? Link: right. Mephitabel’s still the flower girl, and Frodo is still our ring bearer… go him! Mercutio: So… who’s giving Cleo away? Cleo: Um… I know it sounds weird, but my mother died. She and my father were separated before she had me and … died. She was expected to have a boy, but she had twins. A girl and a boy. And, through the years, I’ve found that my real and true father is… I know it’s hard to believe, but…Gimli. Gimli. Mercutio, Link, Zelda, Legolas: WHAT?!? Cleo: yeah. So… I’m still searching for my twin. We don’t really look at all alike, though… Link: hey, Cleo… it’ll be okay. [puts arm around Cleo] Gimli will be so glad to have you. I was talking to him earlier. Does he know? About you? Cleo: Not sure. I’ll do that now. [Cleo goes to sit by Gimli under the tree] [Frodo and Ruto walk out from under the tree] Ruto: I just heard Cleo… talking to Gimli. You don’t know who the son is? Frodo: Wow. It’s so sad. Ruto: No! It’s great! haha. I am so much more informed than all of you. Zelda: You KNOW?!? Ruto: of course. Legolas: really? Ruto: Although this will seem like I am being iconoclastic, yes. Link: who?!? Ruto: SO not telling… [Cleo and Gimli can be seen hugging under the tree] [Cleo and Gimli’s faces show radiant expressions] Legolas: Come on, Ruto. Ruto: Maybe this is one of the reasons I loved you, Link… Link: Now I’m really confused… Frodo: Ah. At least she used the past tense of “love” … ^_^ Zelda: …yeah. Ruto, may I speak with you a moment? Please? [Ruto and Zelda step away from the others for a brief moment] Link: [watches Ruto and Zelda] um… okay. Legolas: Wow. Women can be reeeeally annoying sometimes… [grins as Cleo heads back] hello, darling! Cleo: hey! Oh… I’m so happy! –ish… anyways.. Legolas: I’m glad for you and Gimli. Cleo: ^_^ You’re so sweet! Legolas: heh. ^_^ [Ruto and Zelda return] Zelda: No way! Ruto: yup. Zelda: Wow. That’s … odd, to say the least… Ruto: tell me about it. [Zelda and Ruto smile at each other] Link: Are you two okay? Zelda: Of course. Cleo, you’re my best friend. ^_^ So… now we’d make a great trio … ^_^ Cleo: …Aight. Welcome, Ruto! Ruto: thanks! [smiles at Cleo] Legolas: So… Zelda and Cleo just adopted Ruto into the group entitled ‘best buds’?!? Link: …strange… oh well. Frodo: Yeah. Now we’ll all get along… Saria: Yo. and Yo again. Zelda, I am taking Link back. It’s only fair. Zelda: …fair? Fair?!? Ruto: Get lost. ^_^ Saria: Ruto… you’re on MY side. Ruto: Actually, I’m in love with Frodo! Saria: But… Link will be forever mine! I was his best friend, not this stupid princess who’ll dump him because of flowers!!! How superficial! Zelda: [glares] …gr. You have no CLUE. Saria: Don’t I? [Saria and Zelda stare at each other] Link: Saria… forget it. I’m QUITE Zelda’s. Zelda: . . . Saria. Get away from me. Now. [Saria runs] Saria: [yells] BUT I WILL BE BACK!!! … Link: Whatever. Ready to go, Zelda? Zelda: Yeah… I guess. Bye, Cleo. Ruto. [Zelda hugs Cleo and Ruto] Frodo: Have fun! See you in the Garden! Link: Always! ^_^ Ruto: And Zelda, DON’T TELL. Zelda: don’t worry…^.^ Link: … Gimli’s son? You know? Cleo: WHO?!? Zelda: See guys, I just promised I wouldn’t tell. Cleo: …whatever. bye! Everyone: Bye-bye! Good day! Fare well! Peace! [Link and Zelda step once more into Link’s carriage as night falls] [The stars are shining brightly] Link: wow. That’s beautiful. Zelda: gorgeous. [Link and Zelda smile at each other] [The carriage pulls away from the Garden] [The stars smile and twinkle merrily from above] THE END deleted scenes Cleo: Aw! Bye, guys!!! I’ll miss you! [Legolas puts arm around Cleo] ******************************************************* [in the Locker] Zelda: Ouch. It’s squished. Link (muffled): geyoffee! Sherri: [opens Locker] whoa! New decorations! Kelsey, was it you? Erin: I bet she got them from her closet! Kelsey: No! My driveway! Link and Zelda: LET US OUT!!! [Sherri, Erin, and Kelsey run away quickly] Link: Much better. Zelda: [stretches] a bit smushy in there… Link: Yeah. Let’s try again. ******************************************************* [by the Locker] Link: Zelda, I just want to say… Link: Just to make it easier, dear, right now we can call it “food”. Zelda: You’re so silly! [gazes lovingly at Link] \| Well who ELSE would she be gazing lovingly at?!? \| \| Wait—don’t answer that… \| Link: don’t forget, sir. We’re going to live in a village for a while. We’ll consider that our ‘extended honeymoon’… Zelda: mm-hm! [puts hand through Link] Link: ow… Gimli: … Always hoping… Link: … I’m sure you’ll find him. One day. I’m also sure he’ll rue the day. [Link puts hand on Gimli’s shoulder, a gesture of peace and understanding] Gimli: thanks. Though, with your subordinate attitude, your big MOUTH, your super-goodness skills, your quick-fire temper, and your unbearable idiotness, I don’t know who could tolerate YOU as their son… If I was your father, I’d probably kill myself by jumping off a bridged fence. Link: If you were my father, I’d probably either hunt you or run away and be in denial… Legolas: … Cleo, will you marry me? Cleo: [laughs maniacally] Are you JOKING?!? hahahahaha… [Legolas gently kisses Cleo] Zelda: Aw! Mephitabel: Cleo! Cleo: mphnitshabm. Mephitabel: Yeah… that’s quite a mouthful you’ve got there… Cleo: BUZZSH! Link: who?!? Ruto: SO not telling. Frodo: … pleeeeeease? … Ruto: what would you do if I said Legolas? All but Ruto: that is SICK! GROSS! NO! EW! WHY?!? Ruto: then it’s a good thing he’s not. All but Ruto: . . . [All grin evilly at Ruto…] Ruto: . . . [runs] Link: Saria… forget it. I’m QUITE Zelda’s. Saria: Oh. Really? . . . Link: Yes. Zelda (furious): DIE, SARIA! … FORGET THIS!!! I’m SO gone! [Zelda runs—far and away. . . .] [Link and Zelda smile at each other] [The carriage pulls away from the Garden] [The carriage loses a wheel] [Everyone laughs] Kelsey: [grins] whee! [continues poking Link] Poke. Poke. Poke. Eeee! Poke… Zelda: hm? What are you all doing here? [blinks sleepily] Link: Yeah… [draws sword] I SWEAR, Kelsey… Kelsey: AH! [runs and hides behind him … ] ********************************************************* Kelsey: … I’m sorry… Link: [is frustrated and annoyed by Erin and Sherri’s unpremeditated unpremeditatedness SO EARLY IN THE MORNING] HOLEY CHEESE!!! Do you think I care if you’re sorry?!? RA! ((^___________~)) LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Zelda: ……Link, love… calm down a bit… Link: ALL I WANTED WAS TO SLEEP HERE PEACEFULLY WITH MY NEW WIFE. AND YOU GO AND POKE ME. This does not make me happy. >________< I am annoyed. You. Kelsey-girl, hiding behind him. Wait. I shall not involve him. Him, go away. Him: … [leaves] Kelsey: ! [falls on floor] Link: Now. You. Kelsey-girl, no longer hiding behind him. YOU. YOU SHALL PAY. Kelsey: . . . . . Zelda, Erin, Sherri: … O_O … Link: . . . [beheads Kelsey] MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Kelsey: X_X Zelda, Erin, Sherri: … O______________________O Link: [turns to Zelda] So, love… come back to bed? ^-^ Zelda: . . . Erin, Sherri: … O_O … ^_^ … HAHA! KELSEY IS BEHEADED! ^_^ DUDE! ^__^ Zelda, Link: O__o Erin, Sherri: ^______^ Link: well, Zel-zel? Zelda: ^_^ fun! Sure, love! Link: Erin, Sherri… care to join us? Erin, Sherri: . . . ^_^ of course! fun! Link: well, then… let’s get into the carriage and head to the Garden! Erin, Sherri: but then we’d be skipping school! Link: … [pulls out sword] I’ll make sure you get the proper permission! ^_^ Erin, Sherri: ^_____^ Random Administrator: [looks at Link] … [looks at Link’s sword] … er… sir… please… feel free to do as you wish… I do hope you won’t harm the students… ah! Forget that!!! TAKE THEM, NOT MEEEEEE!!! Link: . . . [growls] Random Administrator: !!! [falls over] x_x Link: [smiles] See? You may now come with us… ^_^ FOURSOMENESSOFDOOM! Zelda, Erin, Sherri: … O___O … ^_________^ …whee! ^^ haha… Another Random Administrator: O__________O . . . . . [falls over] x_x Link: So… shall we be going? Zelda, Erin, Sherri: ^_^ suuuure… Link: Alrighty then… out front to the carriage, please. Sherri: …you should name the carriage… Erin: … howzabouts… Cheflagouze? Link: … I like… Zelda: …As do I… Sherri: … ‘Tis good… Kelsey: [twitches] . . . Erin, Sherri: DUDE! HAHA! KELSEY’S TWITCHING! [fall over laughing] Zelda: …! [tries not to laugh at Kelsey’s twitching] Link: … I … think we should go… Zelda: !!! [nods while trying VERY hard not to laugh] Erin, Sherri: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Link: … [sighs] OUTSIDE! Erin, Sherri: [stop laughing] okieday! ^_^ Zelda: [is trying SO HARD to not burst out laughing] … … … [Link, Erin, Zelda, Sherri head out to Cheflagouze] [and are stopped by the random preps that dislike/do not understand the Locker/ FOTL] Link: … MOVE. Zelda: or face his wrath! Erin: Of doom! Sherri: …or end up like Kelsey… beheaded! Erin, Sherri: HAHAHA— Link: STOP! Erin, Sherri: [stop] … Random preps: Dude, you like so don’t like scare us because we are cool. And better than all of you. Sea R kewlness? We like are … preppish. Random prep of Random preps: AND I can make my eye twitch. Zelda: … twitch… Kelsey was twitching… … … [explodes with laughter] HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Random preps: AH! [run away] Link: [shakes head] let’s just carry her to Cheflagouze… [Link, Erin, Sherri carry Zelda to Cheflagouze] Sherri: … hmm… I need a random prep… and you, Link… Erin: [grabs Random prep of Random preps] Here! ^_^ Link: yeees? Sherri: … [whispers to Erin] Erin: … [whispers to Sherri] Sherri, Erin: hmmm… Link: -_- yes?!? Sherri: Er… I seem to have heard an unpremeditated voice… Erin: FROM THE TREES! Sherri: yeah! And the voice said to … ^-^ Sherri, Erin: STAB THE RANDOM PREP OF RANDOM PREPS!!! ^______^ Link: … o-kaaaay… [stabs Random prep of Random preps] Random prep of Random preps: . . . [expires] Sherri: HAHA! SEE? He did it! ^____^ Erin: ^______^ Link: ? … O_o Sherri, Erin: sorry, but everyone in Shakespeare … dies… and this Random prep of Random preps … expired… ^___________^ Sherri: We are happy and shall remain so till we get to the Garden… Erin: After that, we’ll be… ^_~ happier… Zelda: ^_^ allllll four of us… ^______~ Link: ^____^ okay… let’s go! ^_^ [Link, Erin, Sherri, Zelda step into Cheflagouze and ride off towards the Garden] THE END END